Sucks

Random order. Adjacent lines have nothing to do with one another.

1. Work
2. Idiots
3. If you're going to just sit in your car, for God sake, put it in park so your damn backup lights aren't on when you're not even ready to pull out.
4. Relatives
5. Flat tire
6. Christmas
7. The six pack of socks came in a ziplock bag. Why would you want to close it again? It's not a nice bag.
8. Alone
9. Bitch
10. Primal scream