A mom with one of those little nose studs. On the right girl. Hot. This one, not so much. That she's a Mom is not the issue. Christmas sweater vest. In fleece. Mom jeans. In that no man's land blue.
A biker couple in outlandish biker gear. Didn't know Harley Davidson would make or stock stuff this fugly. I think her chaps might be polished! The fringe on his huge denim vest, over his perfectly shiny biker jacket, looks combed. And fluffed. Mom jeans. In that no man's land blue. On him.
An old lady with an eye patch. A fancy one, too. It's jeweled. This is strange on several levels. I had a dream last night that I had an eye patch (a standard one). Eye patches are also just plain rare. Jeweled eye patches are in the realm of a Pirates movie. She was wearing mom jeans. Same blue. Looked good on her.