I'm retroactively going to say that #1 was my earlier blog about the fertility goddess taking the mortal form of a persimmon.
This, my friends, is a mutant lemon. It was discovered on my friend Elizabeth's tree. She and her family gave this charmer up willingly. Almost eagerly. Their loss!
It looks like some sort of claw from an alien.
It's also vaguely reminiscent of a plucked turkey or chicken.
It's most lemony angle.