If paleo won't fix it, you're probably going to die

I don't see any paleo man around here. Obviously, they strayed from the path...

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If ______ won't fix it, you're probably going to die

It's not just paleo, but squats and fish oil, among other things. In the fitness and nutrition "community," we see the claims of "cure all" being made for the latest "it" food or activity, and while they rarely claim it explicitly, it's often implied or inferred, depending on where you are sitting.

The list of "the fix for everything" is long and mighty

• paleo
• fish oil
• squats
• crossfit
• kettlebells
• green tea
• clean eating
• alignment
• vegan
• vegetarian
• yoga
• a good steam
• vitamin d
•  

My short list is tongue in cheek, I hope you know. If I've given you the impression that none of these things can't, won't, or don't matter, that was not my intent. I eat pretty close to what many would describe as paleo, for one thing. I believe that it's pretty healthy, and will [God willing] lead to a long and healthy life without a walker, insulin pump, or severe memory loss.

Wait, I also drink some green tea, because I must have more problems than even paleo can't fix ..and I love kettlebells. ...but I do need some serious alignment help. It's bad.



Do you have any to add to my list? Something's gotta fix everything, I just know it!