Calorie bomb, noun
1 – any food that contains a ridiculous amount of calories
2 – a meal that’s large and bad enough to ruin all dieting
progress for the past week
3 – one of those huge burritos that are only made in
America
Bomb calorimeter, noun
1 – a device used to measure the caloric energy of a given food
2 – the device used to measure the average calorie content of macronutrients
3 – what the human body isn't, which somehow nullifies all the weight loss that happened before paleo and low carb diets were invented
* sarcasm
** I'm pro paleo diet, actually, but you can lose weight by counting calories, as long as you realize that every formula is an estimate and every calorie count is an average.
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